I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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