ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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