It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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