Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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