So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
There r osticjed everywhere
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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