Your tits are I can't wait for
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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