Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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