This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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