Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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