I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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