Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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