When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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