Can Purell be used as lube?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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