Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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