She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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