she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I didn't notice because vodka
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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