It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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