I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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