i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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