Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
two words...techno handjob
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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