something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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