I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
My dick has a subreddit
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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