YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I think I am morally bankrupt
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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