real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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