What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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