DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
