:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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