We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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