So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
