8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Help. Why am I so naked?
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