is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
