I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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