we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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