she was so not down for the gang bang
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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