if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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