i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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