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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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