we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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