In the future we'll all be gay
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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