Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize