i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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