Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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