just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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