He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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