Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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