He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize