go do what you do best...puke behind churches
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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