i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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