It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
It's shark week go big or go home
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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