Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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