we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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