He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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