I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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