I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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