just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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