Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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